Sign my name to anything you do not wish to sign your own

name to: Surveys, Deeds, Bills, Loans, Birth Certificates.

You name it. You sign my name. I’ll take care of it. (fine print:

price of $0.25 translates to one-quarter of your soul😈)

No matter what you’ve done, I will be your legal or incognito

representative. I will show up as your: Lawyer, Mother, Friend,

Doctor, Good Twin, or Angry Spouse. (fine print:

price of $0.50 translates to one-half of your soul😈)

TOP SERVICE: When all other methods of correction are not

applicable, Complete Annihilation of your problem is still

possible. Any obstacle will be burnt to ashes in a single puff

of raging black smoke for the ultimate price. Of course. (fine

print: price of $1.00 translates to your one soul😈)

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